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Contents:
Boss-bashing
Can
poetry matter?
New
Can
Cher covers matter?
New
Cher Scholar-mothering
Cher-impersonating
Diversify
your 401(k)
New
Doggie-humping
New
First-date-spanking
Friend-shunning
Harassment-dodging
Living in
Cher Squalor
Materialism
or Cher Excess
Party-girling
Plastic
Surgery Shopping
Rib-shopping
Ricky Martin-dating
Self-flagellating
Sexist-pig
defending New
Sister-mentoring
Too young
for Cher?
Vocabulary-improving
New
Waiter-stiffing
Wallpaper-yanking
Women who
like Cher and the men who love them
