The tabloids have been haunting Cher since the early 70s when rumors started surfacing that Sonny & Cher were fighting backstage. The first nasty rumors depicted Sonny giving Cher a black eye.
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- Early 70s: Sonny & Cher are flighting; Sonny & Cher lead a sordid lifestyle; Cher is cheating on Sonny; Chastity has been kidnapped.
- Mid 70s: Sonny & Cher are getting back together; Cher and Gregg Allman are splitting up and/or live a depraved lifestyle.
- Late 70: Cher is leading a crazy single life; will Gene Simmons take down his hanky?; Cher is having crazy roller-skating parties.
- The 80s: Cher is getting married to her bagel boy; plastic surgery and rib removal.
The 90s: Cher's mystery illnesses.
- The Millennium: Cher's mystery illnesses; Cher is getting married; Cher is not getting married; vague plastic surgery; Cher is set to play Catwoman, the Snow Queen or a Slovakian vampire.
- The 2010s: Cher's illnesses, Cher's relationships with her kids, Cher's Twitter bitch-fights.
Even Legitimate Magazines Couldn't Help It
At one time they all felt the need to post the obligatory side-bar chronicling Cher's history of love affairs.